the trophy room
and this is where my greatest life achivements would go...
..IF I HAD ANY!
ok, maybe its just dusty in here lol
this is the page for stupid acheivements i should not be proud of, but are displayed here anyway. i peaked in high school (jk i was bullied, which explains a lot of these). are these true? did i make them up? ill leave it to you to figure that one out. it has colorful language, you have been warned!
- lived to be 30 years old. Yes, that is an achievement to me.
- found a fault in a certain payment proccessors button code when i was a kid and e-mailed their staff for 2 months straight to fix it, before releasing it publicly so they couldn't ignore it anymore bc they refused to listen to me
- got to be an honorary moderator of a certain anime forum for ~8ish years because i made sure they were the first to know the exploit would lose them money
- had the pleasure of banning a now infamous game dev off the website
- got to be an honorary moderator of a certain anime forum for ~8ish years because i made sure they were the first to know the exploit would lose them money
- got federal monitored twice bc i took "do something about it" seriously in 2006
- been coding and messing with computers since i was 9 years old
- had my website nuked 10+ times
- constantly hides moviescripts in html comments
- iyi has had the bee movie for over 5 years
- still enjoys ascii art
- anonymously laid vital ground work for eAthena servers at like 11 years old
- was the most respected pizza delivery driver because i drove too fast and became the reason traffic monitoring became required at my store. GAS GAS GAS!
- would constantly confuse and entertain my coworkers because "petting dogs is not a tip, muffy"
- was actually a hikkikomori for a year. i hated it.
- got banned off a sailor moon forum multiple times for asking what lesbians are, because i was 12 and did not know.
- been told i make friends with anyone, but can't reach out to save my life. i hope you like memes
- had a photobucket so old my images got reposted everywhere
- can lucid dream at will. thanks yume nikki!
- used ratemyprofessor to find the most unique community college professors, such as:
- a game deveoper professor asking us for 64 different alien genders on an assignment
- a math proffessor who geeked out with me a la real life tumblr post, us being excited about .hack//GU's switch port announcement and he was also a dothacker. the entire class was confused
- a sociology professor that was obsessed with the simpsons and insane clown possie. i had to write an essay about both
- an experemental math professor who used touhou songs and titles for group names.
- a politics professor who, instead of cancelling his class during trumps 2016 election, made it all about star wars instead. if you talked about real politics at all you were failed immedietely
- kissed the homies goodnite
- helped start off very early mmd model editing/frankensteining bc i really loved 3d dancing and miku.
- can stay up until 6am without feeling nauseous
- accidentally recognized jeff garlin at work
- did not recognize robert downy jr while working tho. he was buying an iron man bear. im sorry i could not understand everyones excitement
- been on tumblr since 2008, and...
- 3 100k tumblr posts baybe
- made a meme and have that achieve world fame apparently. i will not make you a t-shirt or an nft.
- helped run a successful tumblr blog for 2 years and eventually earned negative followers on it.
- edited a bunch of things in photoshop for said blog that still float around today
- killed off an askblog character via ask
- ran over 30 different rp blogs at once. no, i dont reccommend it
- can no longer follow through an rp commitment to enjoy something bc yaaay bullying but will goof off in web development hell to make up for it.
- accidentally killed tumblr for a day bc i bombarded the api by accident
- got banned for it, too
- hoarded and traded over 500 tumblr urls
- found out tumblr had a daily blog limit creation thrugh this (you can only make 5 new blogs a day!)
- also got banned for this, lol
- komaeda fan in tumblr 2013. an insane time
- lunyafrenya!
- got chicken poisoning #poultrygeist
- also got food poisoning so severe it altered my diet. do not trust poke 1/2
- got mistaken for jamie paige because
- im a huge fan of hers
- we have the same name and
- she has collabed with some mutual friends from a long while back.
shes much cooler than me though. please listen to her music